Bus Driver Joké 2 A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the mans supper and began whining and jumping up at him.Not at all, she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
Funny Jokes For School Bus Driver Joké 2The driver says: Ugh, thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says tó the man néxt to her: Thé driver just insuIted me The mán says: You gó up there ánd tell him óff. Funny Bus Joké 3 As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed cónductor said, What ón earth did yóu do that fór I wanted tó know if thére was room ón top, replied thé man. Funny Bus Joké 4 Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the bus queue, arent I Funny Bus Joke 5 Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel Not on my salary Funny Bus Joke 6 Conductor, this bus was very slow Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off Funny Bus Joke 7 Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus He got tired. Funny Bus Joké 8 Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself Yes I was trying to get to the back of the bus. Funny Bus Joké 9 Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today No. Is there á strike No, théyre stopping to Iet the passengers óff. ![]() ![]() Funny Bus Joké 12 I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, Dont get an erection, dont get an erection But she did Bus Puns Bus Puns Bus Pun 1 What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head Dead. No, they dónt. Buses run ón wheels and tráins run on thé tracks. Bus Pun 3 Does this bus stop at the River Thames If it doesnt therell be a very big splash Bus Pun 4 How do eels get around the seabed They go by octobus. Bus Pun 5 Have you seen the bus website Yes its just the ticket Bus Pun 6 What bus crossed the oceanColumbus. Bus Pun 7 I couldnt get my fridge to work today, so I took the bus instead. Bus Pun 9 What do monsters play when they are in the bus Squash. Bus Pun 10 Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare Because he was skint. ![]() Bus Pun 12 Do they have a conductor on electric buses Bus Pun 13 I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else. Bus Driver Jokés Bus Driver Joké 1 A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off.
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